Danville VA is a town where societys standards are as low as they come. It's a town where kids wear the shirts of bands they are going to see, where men in their mid 20's date 16 year old girls and adorn themselves homeade armor and prance around in mosh pits, where "hip" coffee shops host metal bands and middle aged men playing MIDI van morrison covers on their 100 dollar yamaha keyboards. Yes this sounds terrible but i promise it only gets worse. The counterculture pride of this town was their "amazing punk scene" which consisted of a few 15 year kids playing out of tune power chords on squier strats through 15 watt amps and the same shitty drummer in every band playing the same shitty kit. The metal scene is equally bad, and is always atleast 5 years out of date, to emphasise this, nu metal is still considered "new". All decent shows booked by one of the few decent kids living in the area are overlooked and anyone that dosen't listen to the same 3 bands is "emo".
band member - "Hey man we're playing in DC on the 9th and in Greensboro on the 11th, you wanna try to book a show in Danville on the 10th?"
other band member - "Nah man, we'll just take that day off, i don't want to spend the rest of the tour popping paxil to try and cheer myself up after spending more than 5 minutes in that town"
other band member - "Nah man, we'll just take that day off, i don't want to spend the rest of the tour popping paxil to try and cheer myself up after spending more than 5 minutes in that town"
by Davidisnotfromdanville October 17, 2006
A town in the Bay Area 40 mins east of San Francisco. It is a town full of racist rich white people that have no personality. Everybody is judgmental and fake to eachother. Nobody’s wealth in this community was built from scratch by themselves, millions of dollars are passed down by family. These people go to college, drop out or maybe even graduate, and come back to this town to live the rest of their lives as they have more kids. And most of the teenagers here are obnoxious, there’s 2 types of those kids:
1. The country kid with an under 2.0 GPA that acts hard and drives a brand new F-150 that his dad bought him
2. The white kid who wants to be hood, says the N word, forces his voice and how he talks, and talks about how he “came from the trenches” even though he lives in a gated community
1. The country kid with an under 2.0 GPA that acts hard and drives a brand new F-150 that his dad bought him
2. The white kid who wants to be hood, says the N word, forces his voice and how he talks, and talks about how he “came from the trenches” even though he lives in a gated community
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf November 26, 2021
The crappiest town in all of ohio. the cheif import/export is hillbilly's, The main interest in this town is football, which may be the cause of this selective imbreeding.this town has a population of less then 2,000.. it averages 35 kids to a graduating class, 95% percent of all boys in school play football.
Bert: hey you wanna go to danville? sane person: no, i think id rather tear my dick off and throw it in the woods Bert: k lets get on that
by bradly356 October 4, 2007
A town full of "rich" people. 99% of the girls are sluts and 99% of the boys are stupid assholes. 1% of the total population has an iq of over 105 (me included). Schools are famous for having the shittiest anti hack system that kids like me who are smart enough and have the motivation unlike me can easily bypass any and all security.
Danville dumbass: HURR DURRP IM STUPID *Flashes*
Smart Danville guy: I can see why our city has a bad name...
Smart Danville guy: I can see why our city has a bad name...
by Tehpwnzorzwittehpen0rz January 5, 2011
by gogators1088 July 13, 2011
A Danville Girl is like a stereotypical white girl, but worse. The typical danville girl lives on Starbucks, Vitality Bowl, and Cream, and is rarely found wearing any other clothing brand besides Lulu Lemon leggings, Brandy Melville, uggs, and Converse High Tops. They usually wake up at 6 am every morning to flat iron the absolute shit out of their hair and put on way too much eyeliner for school, even though they say they slept in and woke up at 7:10 and almost missed their bus for the illusion that they look that way naturally. After school every day, they can be seen in a large group, often times wearing matching skirts, taking a photo on their white iPhones. Danville Girls are the type of girls that can make even a Camelback waterbottle mainstream. Danville Girls try to flaunt their virtually non-existent boobs, and think every guy they talk to wants to date them. They think they are hipsters, and are all wannabe tumblr girls. They frequently throw parties whenever they get a new 100 followers on Instagram. Danville Girls only travel in large heards, much like zombies, and they will appear lost if they are ever alone. When they sneeze, they scream to attract as much attention to themselves as possible. They are, for lack of a better word, attention whores. If you ever find yourself in the wake of a Danville Girl, either run, or give her a starbucks giftcard as a peace offering.
by Marilyn 5SOS October 1, 2013
Tiny town in south eastern New Hampshire with one road in, one road out. There is one set of lights, approximately 11 streetlights, and a gas station. However, the gas station does have ice cream, pizza, and a general store... so they don't totally live in the dark. The town had an epidemic a few centuries ago killing off many of the residents. Since then, its been built back up with transplants mostly from Methuen. Really. Ask the neighbors. Chances are they are from Methuen too.
Danville is super-quiet and with only two cop cars... if they are parked behind the station, chances of getting pulled over on the way home are pretty slim.
Danville is super-quiet and with only two cop cars... if they are parked behind the station, chances of getting pulled over on the way home are pretty slim.
by Chalet May 3, 2008