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Dan K-9 Cion 

the best mixed martial artist to come out of farmingdale,NY ever aka the man with dynamite in his hands aka Killa K-9, master of the cion bomb.
guy1: dude did you see that he just got smashed up!

guy2: yeah man he got to meet Dan K-9 Cion and the cion bomb lol

Mr. Dan K. 

A pseudonym for dank weed that one can use around parents, non-smoking friends and family, and anyone else who isn't blessed enough to know how good a bowl of dank weed really is.
CJ (whose non-smoking Mom is standing right next to him): Have you seen Mr. Dan K. lately?

Chief: As a matter of fact I have. He came over to my house last night and hung out with me until about 10 p.m., when I fell asleep on the couch.
Mr. Dan K. by Tankerbell June 8, 2011

camp dank 

A group of music festival attending marijuana lovers.
At the festival I could smell Mary Jane from 100 feet away and I knew I was near Camp Dank.

Smoke Dank Purple 

Smoke Dank Purple (or SDP for short) is a phrase shouted every 4:20, wether it be PM or AM, in an as loud and extra way as possible. This phrase Originated at 21st street Co-op in Austin and has been shouted there every day since the early 2000's. It can also be heard around the city of Austin on special occasions such as Eeyore's Birthday Party or 4/20.
Benny: " Hey, it's 420"
Ashley: "Ohh shit!"

Benny and Ashley: "SSSSSSMMMMOOOOOOOKKKKEEEEEEE DDDAAAAAAAANNNKKK PUUURRRPPPLLLEEEE!!!!!"
Everyone: "Smoke Dank Purple!"

Dank Whoolie

Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.
Dude did you see Greg's dank whoolie? He held it for like two seconds! Fucking sick!
Dank Whoolie by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018