damascus

a place full of rednecks and farmers, the smallest town ever

damn our town is a real Damascus

by crazierthanyou May 16, 2009

damascus

a crap town where the purchasing of beer is illegal.

Hick 1: "Let's buy some beer"
Hick from damascus: "ok but we need to go to the town over from damascus cuz this town sucks"

by C00TERpatrol July 6, 2009

That's what Damascus

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'

A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.

by Microdale June 29, 2021

Burden of Damascus

The urgent need to move one's bowels; especially when in an inconvenient place.

I had just picked my date up and was driving her to dinner, when suddenly I was beset by the burden of Damascus.

by Damascus Dan August 23, 2020

damascus styrofoam

Old world craftsman technique in which prison inmates "forge" blades or "shivs" from scavenged bits of styrofoam heated & folded into a base from which a blade can be fashioned

Javon is the master of Damascus styrofoam in gen pop

by TMoneyID January 27, 2013

Damascus Pile Driver

When a man receives a standing blow job while holding the giver upside down. When climax is reached, the woman is dropped on her skull, rendering her unconscious.

That gymnast weighed 65 pounds, so I got to hand out my first Damascus Pile Driver.

by Shaken not Sturdevant October 28, 2006

damascus throwpillow

Refers to a particularly ugly and promiscuous girl form the middle east who could or could not have shaven her body for the entire span of her life and if ever engaged in sexual acts deserves to have the pillow case stripped off the pillow and thrown over her head like a paper bag.

I gave the Saudi girl with the horrible face a damascus throwpillow that left her screaming all night

by B+1 November 4, 2007