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douchelord 

1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
that guy is one douchelord
douchelord by Nev October 29, 2004

Douchelord 

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.
His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.
Douchelord by thebeckster February 7, 2010

douchelord 

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.
Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!
douchelord by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

Dachelor Party 

A party thrown by a dad-to-be's best friends to celebrate his pending fatherhood. This is potentially done separately, though in conjunction with one of the ladies' baby showers. Dachelor parties are a more responsible version of a typical male bachelor party, and include good bourbons, cocktails, cigars, and steaks, and other items (host's choice).
Guys, you are invited to Joe's dachelor party next Saturday, starting at my house. As he ladies celebrate Jane, we will strike off for the city and return after we've appropriately sampled some rare bourbons and eaten plenty of steak.
Dachelor Party by RunJenx March 27, 2012

Douchelord 

King/queen of douchbags
Kriya is a douchelord! :)
Douchelord by Ravi.V June 13, 2011

douchelord 

someone that is the king of all douches, total prick, and may have the name Brad.
The douchelord Brad walked to his home on wheels.
douchelord by queenie 22 May 10, 2011
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Respectfully 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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