Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.
"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)
Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.
Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.
by MadamexXx March 4, 2009
Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...
Boy: Okay, cool story dad.
Boy: Okay, cool story dad.
by rek-cram February 6, 2011
My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020