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Weiskirch Diagonal
A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.
Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.
Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012
Drago Jonjić
Strongest man of all time, he constructed all pyramids in Egypt, helped Ceaser come to the top, made tactics for Napoleon on how to subjugate all of Europe, helped Stalin establish communism and was the one who killed Hitler, most importantly he was Tito's master.
His knowledge is great and still grows to this day.
His knowledge is great and still grows to this day.
Ivan: Commander Stalin, what shall we do now for our people.
Stalin: Hmmm, let me talk to Drago Jonjić, he will know what to do.
Stalin: Hmmm, let me talk to Drago Jonjić, he will know what to do.
Drago Jonjić by God The Creatoe Of Everything April 29, 2020
The Dango Daikazoku
Direct translation: The big dumpling family. It is in the anime Clannad and Clannad ~After Story~ They are a big dumpling family and there are 100 members. They are round and cute with two eyes and no mouth or nose. It is never boring with them. They seem like so much fun to join! They are simply the best and cutest thing ever made! They even have their own theme song!! Dango, Dango, Dango, Dango, Dango Daikazoku~ ^^
Isn't the dango Daikazoku the cutest thing ever??
I just lovvee the Dango Daikazoku!! They are so cute!
Doesn't it look like so much fun to be a Dango Daikazoku?
There are so many of the Dango Daikazoku, it must never be boring!
I just lovvee the Dango Daikazoku!! They are so cute!
Doesn't it look like so much fun to be a Dango Daikazoku?
There are so many of the Dango Daikazoku, it must never be boring!
The Dango Daikazoku by Yasashii-an-Dango August 7, 2010
dangoo
A sign of satisfaction.
Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation)
it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.
Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023
Dangorythm
An algorithm created by Dan Delany to determine the elements necessary to create the best club, bar, social-scene, and room on Turntable.fm
Room coolness = (# of badasses in room) * (total number of yearly music fests attended by room members) / (troll ratio) - (skrillex plays per hour)
Room coolness = (# of badasses in room) * (total number of yearly music fests attended by room members) / (troll ratio) - (skrillex plays per hour)
After utilizing the Dangorythm, members of House/Dance/Electro realized their room was not the bomb ass pussy..
Dangorythm by bennyDNGR October 31, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026