dumber than a bag of hammers 

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

dumber than a bag of hammers by rammymolnar May 14, 2020

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS 

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid

some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS by NETTLES August 28, 2007

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers 

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements

"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020