A person possessing a large number of dingleberries, or a person who eats/cleans large amounts of dingleberries from clients.
by NipSlicer69 April 19, 2011
A young man who has an extreme asian female fettish. He enjoys asian women and food but is indifferent about Asian culture. Preferrably a black male who masturbates to Asian pornography and visits the internet frequently.
I think your asian fettish has led you to be the Ding King, man.
You're the King of all Dingland man.
You're the King of all Dingland man.
by Arturo Vanostren September 15, 2006
Stoopid mofo who likes to walk into poles in year six and eat copper sulfate cuz he thinks it makes him live foreva .. stoopid mofo. Also thinks he can hook in with all gurlz
by dOdge. March 24, 2005
King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.
by little miss aura November 26, 2005
You're not king ding-aling!
by Smb1995 February 24, 2019