Nurse: "How exactly did this injury occur?"
Patient: "I skateboarded off the roof of my house and meant to land on the trampoline, but I ended up crashing into the shed instead"
Nurse: "You're the king"
Patient: "I skateboarded off the roof of my house and meant to land on the trampoline, but I ended up crashing into the shed instead"
Nurse: "You're the king"
by Innuendo Man June 25, 2015
Nick eh 30: You think you're the king I'm the king!
* horn sound*
Nick eh 30: You and what army?
* A bunch of people appear*
Nick eh 30: OOOOOH CRAPPP!
*gets shot*
* horn sound*
Nick eh 30: You and what army?
* A bunch of people appear*
Nick eh 30: OOOOOH CRAPPP!
*gets shot*
by Cragsly September 13, 2023