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A DIYDILF is a Do It Yourself Daddy I'd Like to Fuck, a hot daddy found in a hardware store who makes your crotch stir. The word is a concatenation of the acronyms DIY and DILF.
I was at Bunnings yesterday. Damn, the place was swarming with the hottest DIYDILFs.
by mikeybear69 March 08, 2010
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