4 definitions by mikey_bear
A person who is inordinately obsessed with the genitalia of vulnerable children, who damages their lives, causes them irreparable harm and whilst not actually a paedophile, to all intents and purposes is destructive in similar ways.
Because Kirralie frequently talks about the penises and vaginas of transgender children, and demonises these vulnerable kids, she is a meta-paedophile.
by mikey_bear August 11, 2023
by mikey_bear July 2, 2009
A DIYDILF is a Do It Yourself Daddy I'd Like to Fuck, a hot daddy found in a hardware store who makes your crotch stir. The word is a concatenation of the acronyms DIY and DILF.
by mikey_bear March 8, 2010
NILM: Not in, left message
When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.
When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.
I had to call the customer to find out what the problem was but it went through to voice mail. NILM.
by mikey_bear September 7, 2009