DIGAF

This is an acronym for "Do I Give A Fuck"
pronounced DIE GAFF

your really boring flatmate stops to talk about the benefits of either laundry powder or liquid. you reply DIGAF

DIGAF by Trent Holmes September 16, 2007

disafuckingpointment 

When someone or something is hyped up to be a success and falls completely short and sucks major dick.

Man i watched my son at his highschool baseball game, he is such a disafuckingpointment.

disafuckingpointment by 4thpostie April 16, 2010

digifried 

Degradation of a cable, satellite or broadcast digital signal that results in a scrambled, pixelated television image of almost unwatchable quality.

Dude, this storm totally digifried Jack Bauer!

digifried by Bailout Bob May 5, 2009

Diganaslate 

tr.v. dig·ana·slat·ed, dig·ana·slat·ing, dig·ana·slates
1. To sit on the toilet seat, backwards while resting and using a digital device on top of the toilet tank during the act of analog defecation. Stands for Digital-Analog-A.C. Slatering.

2. The purest and most efficient form of digital and analog domination.

I knew my bathroom visit would be take a long time since my spaghetti house hurt so terribly that I decided to bring my laptop into the bathroom. I diganaslated so hard that I finished all of my outstanding work, sent emails, watched an episode of The Centurions and even had time to pwn some noobs. This is truly the purest form of bathroom domination.

Diganaslate by Paul_Nunchucks December 19, 2010

DDGAF 

DDGAF is an acronym for “Dori doesn’t give a fuck” because she truly doesn’t.

Omg u touched the bottom of the lake? Quit being such a DDGAF

DDGAF by mari379 July 29, 2020

Digamma male 

We currently have the sigma male as the superior male but currently more and more people are using this term so a new type of male is needed to classify the strongest males out of the sigma males, otherwise the supreme male in the male hierarchy. A sigma male has reached a max level of inner peace and can self manifest to an extent just by using his thought and willpower. He has a sufficient answer about every phylosophycal question and can even lift a train just by concentrating his thoughts into manifesting muscle mass. Even though he has full control over his body, he is humble and doesn't boast about his status. Also he is living a normal life with all the other types of man not always uncovering his full potential. This is due to wanting to socialize and being a digamma male is often disliked by other males because of their power and their inability to be surprised and lose in every kind of friendly conflict. Digamma males go along with eachother since they have a similar mindset. In short, you could say digamma males are a tier under a diety.

-Wow! Bob made his mother spontaneously combust using his thought and willpower because she claimed digamma male isn't a real thing and for him to get a life!
- Oh wow. When is the funeral?

Digamma male by EggMale October 1, 2021

diaf 

Die in a Fire

Hey asshole, diaf.

diaf by Darken Rahl August 29, 2003