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A PERSON WHO DISABLES A MALE FROM MASTERBATING BY CONTINOUSLY TRYING TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT.
MAN I COULDN'T EVEN RUB ONE OUT BECAUSE OF MY UNCLE .... HE'S A FUCKIN DICK WATCHER MAN!
by BIG45 September 01, 2008
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Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.
See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.
by trollmaster#1 June 11, 2011
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I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.
by GI Bro June 08, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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