An anus.
Stupid random woman- "Hey look it's my dog."
Stupid random woman- "Lets rub the dog's belly."
Stupid random woman- "Hmmmm my dog is acting strange oh I know let's check his diarrhea cutter!"
Intelligent dog- "Oh man here it comes !"
Stupid random woman- "HOLY DIARRHEA CUTTER, LIQUEFIED FECES IS EVERYWHERE AND MY WHOLE $1 PRE-WORN SHIRT IS RUINED ! NOW I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS POWER WASHING ALL PARTS OF MY MOUTH !"
Stupid random woman- "Lets rub the dog's belly."
Stupid random woman- "Hmmmm my dog is acting strange oh I know let's check his diarrhea cutter!"
Intelligent dog- "Oh man here it comes !"
Stupid random woman- "HOLY DIARRHEA CUTTER, LIQUEFIED FECES IS EVERYWHERE AND MY WHOLE $1 PRE-WORN SHIRT IS RUINED ! NOW I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS POWER WASHING ALL PARTS OF MY MOUTH !"
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 25, 2021