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Ricardo: "Dude, check out the DFT's on Becky."
Dewey: "Damn, man, I'd totally hit that!"
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Down For That Shit - When you are pretty pumped for something that has been suggested, for something you have been invited to, or any idea in general. Usually done over texting or social networking sites.
Texter 1: Hey bruh, Jasmine is throwing a crazy party, and we were goin to get hammered first, you in?

Reply from Texter 2: Haha, I'm definitely DFTS
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Density Functional Theory (DFT) is a method of electronic structure calculation in which quantities of interest are approximated by considering only functionals of the electron density, rather than functionals of the many-body electron state.
I estimated the ground-state energy of the molecule using DFT with the local density approximation exchange functional because I didn't give. a. FUCK.
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"Yeah dude, we totally transformed that shit using a DFT"
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Acronym for "dude, fuck that." Used in place of an unmistakable 'No' or 'No way in Hell.'

Can also be used when something so grotesque or appalling is seen or heard that you want it to stop.
Person 1: Have you been to goatse.cx

Person 2: DFT
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Acronym for Don't Fucking Test. As in, don't challenge me on this, I got it covered... I know what I am doing and I would crush you in an argument.

Also can be used in front of your name, to remind your friends that you are in control of the situation.
DFT me on hockey. DFTegajdzis
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"Cris I wish you'd stop getting big in the post"
"DFT Julius i'm just trying to get the rebound"
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