The most attractive man to grace the planet Earth. He’s a professional raw doger that pulls Sommer Rays and Lizzos left and right. He is the perfect baby daddy and sneaky link for Lizzo. His enemy is Tyrone, so fuck Tyrone. He’s also a goated YouTuber that doesn’t Faze Rug it or pull any of SavageShawn’s bs.
Demarcus Cousins III is hot as hell no homo.
by Chad Chett January 14, 2022
The almighty "Professional Rawdogger" and the ultimate homie. Also known as JiDion, DeMarcus Cousins III does a little bit of trolling out in public and has been recognized by names such as Lizzo and even Granddad DeMarcus Cousins the First. DeMarcus Cousins III is the ultimate man and will not fail you when he is needed. ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE.
by TheHolySampleText January 4, 2022
The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
by Servant 1832E October 26, 2022