A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!

Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?
by Laocoon July 04, 2006
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Top Definition
D.E.L.T.A- Doesn't ever leave the airport.
Ahh hell were delayed in Atlanta again. We must be flying delta airlines.
by lisbeth March 02, 2007
World's largest distributor of peanuts.
Like peanuts? Fly Delta Airlines.
by ppl-wannabe April 16, 2008
The best air line in the world.
We love to fly and it shows.
by blu3d3vil May 05, 2004
Common Misspelling. See Delta Air Lines
Delta Air Lines (3 words) is often misspelled as Delta Airlines (2 words).
by blu3d3vil June 27, 2007
Do not Expect your Lugage to Arrive
D.E.L.T.A (Delta Airlines)
by WhozYoorDady? December 05, 2004
DELTA

Didn't Even Leave The Airport.
"Hey, I thought you were going to New York?"

"No, my flight was on Delta aka delta (airlines)."
by plasmacobalt February 16, 2006
Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.
A company that has been giving the employees a little BOHICA every time they turn around.
Transferring jobs to Bombay, India to get rid of well paid, well trained Americans who WTF they're doing.
Lost your bags again? Must be DELTA! Then they transferred me to fucking India!!
by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

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