The time when the clock changes an hour. More the time when everybody is confused on why the sun is going down so early.
"Ugh. It feels like it's five in the morning."
'Looks at clock' 5:00
"Holy shit it is five in the morning! I hate Daylight savings!
'Looks at clock' 5:00
"Holy shit it is five in the morning! I hate Daylight savings!
by Bonebruiser January 12, 2014
Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.
as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.
by brown 25 November 5, 2019
No one invited him to the party, everyone went home 2 hours ago and he is still here. He is such a daylight savings.
by Stoffels Kruger August 19, 2021
Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled
by the coolest kid in school August 23, 2019
Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)
"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"
by Dolfo 8 March 8, 2009
Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:
1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
by dniymfm March 13, 2010
by ommonomaily August 7, 2012