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DIBS stands for dick in butthole syndrome. It is a bacterial desiese that starts with a soar throat and eventually forms a small dick in the butthole. It's a deadly disease.
Woops. Looks like I got D.I.B.S. dude, I got a dick in my asshole!
by Carter Miller June 24, 2007