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omg your such a df . you get on my nerves
by Lattidy November 01, 2009
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Stands for "Dick fart". It's when a girl farts on a guy's dick and the guy gets turned on from feeling the vibration of the fart and the great smelling of it. Pretty much its like putting a vibrator on your dick while you are smelling a great breakfast, lunch, dinner.
Today at the school dance, I was freaking with Angelica and she farted on my dick and it felt good and smelt like pizza. She just gave me a DF.
by KCQ33 April 02, 2011
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DF stands for Dry Fuck, also known as Dry Hump, 3rd base, Zipper sparking, & Derf.
Hey jane are we going to DF (Derf) this weekend?
by AlexK48 March 22, 2008
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Discount furniture store. Where you want to go to get a sofa that will be full of sawdust.
What a d.f.s house!
ewww totally d.fs!
by Tanya November 21, 2003
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Is an abreiviation for Dumb Fuck related to Daniel Flores being a dipshit. Commonly used for someone that doesn't know what the fuck they are talking about and/or doing and is completely clueless. Basically the the stupidest person you know.
Look at the DF. There goes that DF. Is that DF?
by the original DF December 09, 2010
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df means da fuck
by Speaker Knockerz February 16, 2015
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Distance From --insert stinky person's first initial here--.

Used to avoid being caught in a cloud of body odor emitted from someone.
Bob: What's that smell?

Rob: Oh it's probably Craig...only he can make a smell that nasty

Bob: Ahh crap, check your DFC!
by uncunc2555 April 25, 2010
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