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1. A douche bag in training. A young student of douchery.

2. A child who learns and displays the douchey characteristics of his father or other douche bag mentor.
That 5 year old is a total D bit. Have you met his douche bag father? No wonder he's such a bastard ass little douche.
D bit by CheapTrickett August 6, 2010

S my D bitch 

to tell some to suck your dick in a rude manner
Dad:kyle did you finish your homework?

Kyle: S MY D BITCH!
S my D bitch by jkdrhgr October 17, 2008

You just got F2'd bitch 

What you say as you click F2 on ChatRoulette for people exposing themselves because you are pissed off. You were obviously looking for hot chicks, but did not find what you were looking for.
"Come on, something awesome show upppp....
(guy whackin it shows up)
You just got F2'd bitch cuz im sick of just hittin F9 "

get weezy'd bitches 

beth-aye shauna. yu' gun get weezy'd wid me ?
shauna-hellll yass.. lez go ! ( :
beth and shauna- get weezy'd bitches !!
1) a noun combination of 'Delta' and 'Bacon Bits', mainly a name for a kaucasian dog, slighly plump/obese, bichon frise, missing/stolen/hijacked dog.

2) can be said or yelled to clear akward silence or to answer rhetorical questions

Also see d-bizzle
d-bits is currently lost, but will be found!
d-bits by Wendy922 December 9, 2008

d*mb bitch 

other : have you heard about zoe?
someone : yea, she's a d*mb bitch
d*mb bitch by angelaaaaaaaaaaaa March 28, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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