Cypress

Cypress was once a small town (now almost a suburb)northwest of Houston, whose landscape was dotted with Dairy Farms and Ranches. It is protected by Cy-Fair VFD, the largest Volunteer Fire Dept. in the country and by Harris County Sherriffs Department. It is home to the Cy-Fair Bobcats (and Sam McGuffy), and Cy-Fair FFA was once called "Harris County's little A&M" the most popular thing to do on saturday nights was to go to the Cy-Fair Rodeo, put on by the FFA. Thanks to so called "progress" Cypress is now just an extension of Houston. The Rodeo is gone, the pastures replaced by miles of concrete and cookie-cutter houses, the trees cut down, and the very identity of this area so rich in history and tradition wiped away.

"I'm not from Houston, I'm from CYPRESS!"

by CyFairRedneck July 3, 2009

Cypress

A man who is very romantic but has a hard time speaking about his feelings. He has the body of a god and the mind of a genius. He has a past and it will take a while to earn his trust but once you have it he won’t go anywhere. If you find a cypress keep him, he’s special.

He is so handsome, he must be a cypress.

by Rosey King August 3, 2020

Cypress

A suburb in Texas, Northwest of Houston.
So much construction it's not right.

I live in Cypress, it sucks. It's all about image.

by Izzabehr November 26, 2004

Cypress

The most boring town in Houston Texas. The majority of people there have the most dry personalities and the population is mostly composed of churchgoing old people, Karens, and douchebags.

Guy 1: So what do your grandparents post on facebook?
Guy 2: Mostly minion memes and how our generation can't interact with others and hate Jesus.
Guy 1: where do they live again?
Guy 2: Cypress, Texas.
Guy 1: Makes sense.

by FiggyMiggy February 23, 2020

Cypress

Short for Cypress Hills Low-Income Housing Projects. An area bordered by Sutter Avenue, Fountain Avenue, Linden Boulevard, and Euclid Avenue within the East New York section of Brooklyn. This area is far from any actual cypress trees and is over a mile from an area known as Cypress Hills. It has always been a haven for low-lives and dirt bags, cripples, dwarfs, and sluts. Today, despite the best efforts of the NYC Housing Authority and its Police Department, there occurs, on average, a murder a month there.

Yo, me an' da Bro' went down to Cypress, and some niggaz done chased us, took our watches, and beat the shit outta us.

by Little Tommy Bep December 7, 2004

Cypress

A highly affluent suburb located in the city of Houston Texas. Cypress Texas ranks in the top 50 most affluent zip codes in the United States. 95% of Cypress Texas includes huge houses unless you’re talking about the poorer neighborhoods such as Bonaire. The people that live there are pretentious and do not like people from other parts of Houston especially down town. The suburb is also white af, everyone and their mama wears vineyard vines, lululemon, and Patagonia. Everyone there is attractive tho probably because their parents are attractive and were handed everything.

If you live in Cypress just know you’re rich af and privileged.

by Chad Chett January 18, 2022

Cypress

Cypress. A very rare name only give to few SPECIAL children. If you have the name Cypress, your friends have the names, Emma and Anika. Cypress is the name of the most important member of the Ninja Counicl!

:-) ♥♥♥Cypress- LOL♥♥♥

Anika: Hey Cypress! I'm a ninja!
Cypress: OMFW TRIPPY!
Emma: Hey Cypress! I made you a waffle!
Cypress: OMFW TRIPPY!
Anika:Hey Cypress! You brother got stolen by the principal!
Cypress: OMFG Triii.... Woah WHAT?!
Anika: HA HA JK

Emma:You guys are so funny! Ha ha ha
All: HURRAY!

by NamerKid November 18, 2011