by doooses August 27, 2022
Cyber Love or can refer to one who is your Cyber Lover: One who you love electronically only and have no physical relationship with nor contact and never will.
I have reconnected with an old high school girlfriend, but I am married and will never see her or ever contact her in any way physically, so she is my cylo, my cyber lover, since we sometimes share selfies and flirt and at times describe what we would like to do with one another if we could. But we never, ever will.
by Dr. Baum March 09, 2014
A Dirty Cylo is when you take too much Benadryl, see the hat man, realize you accidentally took Viagra, and then proceed to make sweet, sweet love to a scarecrow in the abandoned Silo that's probably infested with all the demons your grandmother couldn't be bothered to exorcise- instead throwing the Ouija Boards she used down the hatch- which probably explains why the old toilet seat your buttcheeks are sitting on has been scribbled with sharpie to look like an Ouija board (because buying the real deal every weekend gets expensive). And instead of getting an STD from making sweet, sweet, passionate love to the scarecrow, you get infested with numerous demons- of which one is named George- who happened to be inhabiting the scarecrow you made sweet, sweet love to. And now he wants waffle fries, because of course he does.
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 03, 2025