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Early Cuyler 

The main character on the Adult Swim show, "Squidbillies", one of the funniest and underrated shows on AS. He is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of Georgia with his mother, sister Lil and his son Rusty. He drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, fucks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves Lynyrd Skynyrd and .38 Special. He had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a Big Gulp.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!

Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
Early Cuyler by sidandnancy July 13, 2007
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Cuyler can be a boys name or a girls name. Cuyler is nice, funny, good looking, smart, loved to just be themselves, and likes to goof off.
Cuyler was so funny today!
Cuyler by PinkPeach March 30, 2009
"ok well ill CWYL!
CWYL by Samarti March 18, 2009
Pimp motherfucking C. Known to be a mack straight out of the trap. Usually asked to massage female genitalia. Opens door for people, well mannered, a true gentlemen, who can flip real quick to get crunk on a bitch.
Does anyone know of a Cuyler near by? My chesticals hurt.
Cuyler by MistaD3 January 17, 2018
A guy who is caring in every way but will sometimes do what he needs to get what he wants. Cuylen loves his family,friends and loved ones, He will do anything to keep he and his family safe. Cuylen is someone who will never give up on a person even if they make mistakes. Cuylen is a VERY good looking guy and if you say the wrong thing he will attack you like there was no tomorrow! Any living creature who knows a Cuylen should be very grateful they do.
"Hey have you seen Cuylen?"
Cuylen by Classied._.HeHe December 3, 2019
abb. for "chat with ya later."
"I g2g...cwyl."
cwyl by Xsavior July 27, 2003