Cutecumbering

1. The art of choosing an appropriate cucumber for masturbation from the fruit shop or grocery store.

Brad: What are you doing today?
Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.
Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.

by Mildred Beeverhausen June 12, 2009

Cutecumber

A person that identifies themselves as a cucumber and is very cute.

Mr. Kurk is a cutecumber and has no proof to deny that claim.

by LizzyNyaa June 18, 2019

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

when a female inserts a cutecumber into her cooch. but first it must be covered in salad dressing and left inside for atleast 7 hours. these are preferably done on tuesdays. origonated in india as the pickled cave. later changed to the kentucky tuesday cutecumber.

guy one: whats that in your pants? its wednesday.

girl: oops.

guy two: oops.

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008