jakegilmann's definitions

mo'

short for mother. seriously, who would use it for anything else

as in mo' fucker. or mo' trucker.

by jakegilmann June 15, 2008

comp

short for compton. aslo for computer

person one: wheres comp?

person two: well...i got one in my house

by jakegilmann June 15, 2008

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

when a female inserts a cutecumber into her cooch. but first it must be covered in salad dressing and left inside for atleast 7 hours. these are preferably done on tuesdays. origonated in india as the pickled cave. later changed to the kentucky tuesday cutecumber.

guy one: whats that in your pants? its wednesday.

girl: oops.

guy two: oops.

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

xink

when youve been buried under an ostrich.

wheres your dad? oh, hes xinked.

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

thursday chiptin

when you or anyone around you forgetts what day it is so he/she assumes it is thursday. there is also a monday jamakin a tuesday ruby a wednesday wenis a thursday chiptin.. and a friday fluff filled firetruck

guy one: whats today thursday? *its tuesday*

guy two: *whispers to his freind* did u see that guy, he just did a thursday chiptin.

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

spheerp

adv.)when riding a sheep to a distant land. and you encounter a muffin. this is known as a spheerp.

wow, i still cant believe the spheerp i had last week.

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

spleef

when in the action of spleffingyou are either climbing something or eating something.

1. omg you totally spleefed that tree! (climb)

2. please dont spleef that guy in public. (eat)

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008