quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,
apple customer service:sir what is your name
me:brandon ****
apple:rick??
me:just help me with my problem
apple:what is it sir
me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself
apple:...
me:help me
apple:let me look it up
me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product
apple:sir read off your ipod main menu
me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...
apple:read off your iPOD menu
me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college
me:brandon ****
apple:rick??
me:just help me with my problem
apple:what is it sir
me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself
apple:...
me:help me
apple:let me look it up
me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product
apple:sir read off your ipod main menu
me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...
apple:read off your iPOD menu
me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college
by fuckapple123 June 24, 2010
by Phil189 October 11, 2005
A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.
by Noel S December 4, 2003
by Shamina Begum February 27, 2019
PlentyOfFish
A free web based dating organization which ought to be maintained a strategic distance from no matter what. Loaded with messy elderly people men and no-hoper adolescents with grimy underwear urgently looking for alluring young ladies. What's more, with respect to the photos - when the hellfire did you last observe a lady who resembled that and expected to utilize a free dating organization? Somebody I am aware of inspected a photograph intently and was certain he could see the staple cut openings where it had been removed of a shiny magazine.
Progressively like Plenty of Fishy Fannies.
A free web based dating organization which ought to be maintained a strategic distance from no matter what. Loaded with messy elderly people men and no-hoper adolescents with grimy underwear urgently looking for alluring young ladies. What's more, with respect to the photos - when the hellfire did you last observe a lady who resembled that and expected to utilize a free dating organization? Somebody I am aware of inspected a photograph intently and was certain he could see the staple cut openings where it had been removed of a shiny magazine.
Progressively like Plenty of Fishy Fannies.
POF Customer Service Number 1-855-200-2221
by Pplleennttyyofffiisshh January 7, 2019
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Customer service means always cumming in the food of people you serve at ur occupation. Customer service means cumming on the people you are serving. Customer service means cumming in that dude’s cola because you indeed have good customer service.
by Racketmaster238 September 8, 2020