The act of masturbating w/ aveeno lotion to blowjob sandwich. This mainly occurs late at night and early in the morning whatever has the least chance of getting caught.
by asdfas May 22, 2006
by StarMar February 15, 2011
by Bosqueezy May 26, 2008
Hey monkeyboy, I heard you got kicked off Red Alert because you cheat all the time. You are such a Curtis
by Matt4406 February 22, 2010
A person who puts himself above everyone else. This person thinks they are the greatest thing to walk the earth. They are horribly delusional when it comes to how 'productive' they are with women. Usually tells a good story, but in reality is a closet gay.
by MlkChocolate10129 November 13, 2010
One who is or seriously acts like a hobag, ho, fro-ho baggins, ho dangles, hozilla, hotastrophy, ho dog, ho ho, etc....
Man you are being such a Curtis, just give me a piece of pizza with out trying to trick me into throwing away the box.
by Won't let you walk upstairs November 14, 2010
by Ashley Barth June 22, 2017