This is an act done by a desperate traveling salesman who's been on the road a little too long. How it works. First, get in the shower and start lathering up. Next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn't work so well, and make a fold in the shower curtain. Instantly, a soapy substitute pussy appears before your swolen third leg. Insert and jack until your heart's content.
Yo Ty, why you limpin'? Did you fall in the tub while trying to do a curtain pull?