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Cuntzagger 

The act of taking the edge of your palm across a clitoris multiple time in opposing motions. Usually done during cunninglingus as a means to get a breather or assess what the hell you just got into. Usually done while highly intoxicated.
Jason 87 is a cuntzagger because when he got down there she wouldn't let him back up, so he got bored and just zagged the cunt.
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Cuntwigger 

A white person whom listens to new country music otherwise known as country rap.
Have you heard the new Florida Georgia Line song? It's such a cuntwigger song.
Cuntwigger by MJWCulpepper August 6, 2016

Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.
Yi fuckin cuntbagger.
Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

Cuntzinger 

A tool used to zing a cunt and cause extreme pleasure via the clitoris
Omg he is so hot, he is like a living cuntzinger!
Cuntzinger by Smizzlemimps February 26, 2011

Cuntaggedon 

When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
Cuntaggedon by mingsly September 29, 2014

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".
Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators
cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007

Cuntbanger 

Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!
Cuntbanger by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009