Cuntspiracy

When a group of women congregate to plot your demise.

Never mess with women because next thing you know, they will form a cuntspiracy against you.

by Barnbitch FFF May 6, 2021

Cuntspiracy

When you are so desperate and you cant get laid no matter what you do.

You: I have tried everything and I can't get laid. Clubs, hookers, russian brides!
Friend: It must be a Cuntspiracy!

by Riddlers Rage August 15, 2011

cuntspiracy

A conspiracy of cunts.

The NOW is a total cuntspiracy!

by Gringoy September 4, 2007

Cuntspiracy Theorist

An arrogant moron who spends the majority of his or her time 'researching' (reading ridiculous, insane conspiracy websites that adhere to his or her already ridiculous, insane worldview) conspiracy theories, and alienating his or herself from those he or she is closest to by means of constant ranting and raving about said theories.

Oh man, we accidentally elected a cuntspiracy theorist to the highest office.

OR

Man, all of these people I thought were cool in high school turned out to be right wing cuntspiracy theorists.

by ZachVan March 28, 2017