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1. Cramp of the vagina.

2. A cuntraption is a home-made device used to pleasure the vagina or penis.
"Shit girl last night i gotta serious Cuntraption after flicking the bean"

"He could hardly wait get home and play with his twelve inch solid chrome cuntraption."
by Plank0k March 18, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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