Cuntpot 

Someone who consciously looks and acts obnoxiously stupid.

"Hey Declan, look at that cuntpot wearing shorts and its -1 degrees outside"

"Your right kevin, what a cuntpot"

Cuntpot by K-is-for-cunt May 6, 2014

cuntpot 

In this insult, the word cunt is merely an alternation in spelling for the word can't, making it a derogatory term for snooker players who just haven't got the hang of it yet.

"That's an easy situation down there barry, the red is lined up expertly, a mistake made by the previous player."

"That's right steve, johnothan is about to take the shot and ohhh!"

"What a fucking cuntpot!"

cuntpot by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008

Cuntlotten 

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white

“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”

Cuntlotten by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

Cuntpit 

cunt·pit kunt-pit –noun
A space, usually enclosed, in the forward fuselage of an airplane containing the flying controls, instrument panel, and seats for a female pilot and female copilot or female flight crew.

Q: Where does a female airline pilot sit?

A: In the cuntpit.

Cuntpit by Downside Risk February 24, 2010

Cuntapotamus 

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female

I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!

Cuntapotamus by Sarah KK March 28, 2009