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30.
logically-impossible gerundive (verbal adjective) made from a noun cunt which makes a damn' good word
"Which one of you cunting fuckers said there were weapons of mass destruction in that one-horse fucking country?" - Tony Blair, Colin Powell, Jack Straw, et al., all looking at Donald Rumsfeld (George Bush was having difficulty counting the number of colours on the US flag at the time).

"Get that cunting iceberg out the fucking way!" - attributed to the Captain of the Titanic
by Dane Edwards July 03, 2003
 
1.
When something is not working correctly
1)Gramps is cunting right now, we've been taking bong rips in his Jeep for hours and he still hasn't realized
2)dude, my printer is cunting right now
by Moscow Mark April 24, 2009
 
2.
Cunting is where a lad is being such a nobhead where he deserves to have his cock taken off and given a cunt instead.
"Omg that lad needs a cunting"
"Oh yeah he deserves a cunting"
by hujbjigyvjubkijgh May 05, 2014
 
3.
Being cunning to such a high level that the cunning individual is also being a cunt.
"Seth is so cunting," April said, "He stole Jack's seat on the board AND got him kicked out of his parking space."
by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013
 
4.
The act of being supremely contemptible in some way.
"Who the hell do you think you are? Take your cunting hands OFF my kid."
by C'est Logique September 25, 2011
 
5.
Coloring in pictures naked; preferably with a female acquaintance. A common variation of cunting involves the male having an erection during the coloring process.
Hey man, I was cunting with your girlfriend last night - Me
I saw the pictures from it, they were exquisite. - Friend
I know, your girlfriend taught me to color in the lines. - Me
by falball432 February 25, 2013
 
6.
when you are desperately searching for a women to do sexual things with.
im going cunting, i need some sex.
by imichigander April 13, 2011
 
7.
The process by which heterosexual men gather in packs to identify and engage women with whom to have casual sex.
Check out those bitches over there dawg. Time to bust out the spears and go cunting.
by DTP4L4L April 25, 2009