cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 20, 2003

cuntfused

Whenever a man simply doesn't know how to react to a woman because of her completely irrational behaviour, he is cuntfused.

"She screamed about how because I was five minutes later than usual, I'm cheating on her. I am so cuntfused right now.

by Bigblueburd May 22, 2016

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adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.

fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"

by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008

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cuntfused

You are cuntfused. Because you are calling the wrong person a cunt.

You, yourself just may be the Cunt.

Cuntfused.

by pseudonym spite April 20, 2013

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Cuntfusion

The aftermath of having too many cunts within a short period of time.

After fucking so many chicks in one night, he had a lot of cuntfusion.

Baby, I'm sorry, who are you? I'm really cuntfused right now.

Douchebag bro: Is it just me? Or is that hottie eye fucking me right now?

Sober biddie: I think your just cuntfused.

by PutstheMACKKon January 23, 2012

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