Cuntbook 

A magazine with tits and minges in it.

Dave had a wank over his cuntbook

Cuntbook by BringerOfExtremeDick August 5, 2010

Cunthooks 

Fingers.

From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.

Cunthooks by Bob Goon June 11, 2003

cunthook

person of limited intelligence with annoying personality traits

alvin baxter

cunthook by milner December 12, 2003

cuntcooker 

A cuntcooker is when a male fucks a girl so fast and hard that it begins to burn her uterus and vaginal walls from the inside due to friction.

Bro! I gave that bitch a cuntcooker last night! You should try it on Leann, but be careful, I had to get the fire extinguisher

cuntcooker by Chad back 69 April 1, 2020

cunthook

See atchpick. Literally, a device by which to ensnare a vagina.

Why you gotta be such a cunthook?

cunthook by Myron Schnitzel December 28, 2005

Cunthook

Kick in the genital area which can apply to males or females. Although considered to be the quintessential move to ending a cat fight between two female parties.

Paige dealt the final blow with a cunthook to Monique.

Cunthook by mattlikesvodka July 25, 2009

Cunthooks 

Used to describe a man who is enthralled by a woman. Example: "She's got him by the cunthooks"

Cunthooks by Terry boughton May 2, 2003