Top definition
Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.
"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"
by Creedmoor April 25, 2006
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet
by Kokweasl June 18, 2010
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush