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A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.
"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"

"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
by Sibamos May 31, 2006
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Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.
When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!
by Advil April 07, 2004
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Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
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