Top Definition
A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.
"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"

"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
by Sibamos May 31, 2006
Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.

Then he died.

Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.
When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!
by Advil April 07, 2004
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