Top Definition
The most offensive cocktail in the world. It consists of gin, with a dash of tomato juice, some French mustard, a tiny dribble of water, and rather than a cocktail umbrella, a tampon.
Shayla slapped Kandron when he asked for a Cunt Pump, not realising that he had given up absinthe.
by KHD August 29, 2004

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