a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does
Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing
by AndyPrettyBoi March 22, 2011
Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.
"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
by CuntMelon February 17, 2012