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1.
a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does
Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing
by AndyPrettyBoi March 22, 2011
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2.
Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.
"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by CuntMelon February 17, 2012
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