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2 definitions by AndyPrettyBoi

 
1.
a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does
Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing
by AndyPrettyBoi March 22, 2011
 
2.
The mother of all bitches. Whoever is called this is a serious asshole.
Yo! that MothaBitch just slept with Daniel's sister!
by AndyPrettyBoi May 24, 2011