Cumsequence

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When a man leaves semen somewhere as a punishment on another person.

She was being mean to him so he left her a cumsequence in her pocket. Was she angry!

Cumsequence by Jennifer R May 31, 2005

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Cumsequence

The result of unprotected sex. I.e. an unplanned pregnancy or an sti

Man I didn't know you had a kid
Yeah he's the cumsequence of a one night stand

Cumsequence by Rt. Hon. Barry December 6, 2009

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Cumsequence

Typically used when a man has an orgasm due to stimulation by a partner.

Sam: Mary jerked me off so fast that I came on her face.

Edna: Well, she paid the cumsequence.

Cumsequence by Godddoghot April 9, 2019

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Cumsequence

1. The Result after having sex.
2. Insertion of penis into vagina.
3. No protection

~Related to baby, sperm, cum, condom.

1. This is the cumsequence.
i) A cumsequence.

Cumsequence by srm February 16, 2004

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Cosmic Consequences

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.

When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

Cosmic Consequences by IronMikey March 8, 2023

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Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

Consequences will never be the same by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

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un-forseen consequences

a chapter in the hit game half-life, and also a quote from the gman

Gman:"Prepare for un-forseen consequences"

un-forseen consequences by papzorz November 24, 2007

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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