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cumpleanos 

the action of filling a sock with golf balls and throwing it in the air not to be confused with cum pleanos
jerry: wow that was an amazing cumpleanos
cumpleanos by cum pleanos lover January 3, 2024

El Cumpleaños 

A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.
"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"
El Cumpleaños by Jack Shack September 28, 2017

mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia 

The fear of mexican restaurant waiters singing happy birthday to you. (or feliz cumplianos a ti or any other similar song sung in a festive manor to one person in particular) This usually happens along with the receiving of a small desert and lots of head turning. Sometimes the recipient is also required to do a dance or wear a hat.
My sister is mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobic, and it's really funny. She starts to shake when she hears the waiters coming out of the kitchen clapping even when it isn't for her. Yeah, sometimes i feel sorry for people who have mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia.