Cumgirdle 

A saggy, baggy, and markedly fat protrusion of a person's lower abdomen that is suggestive of and denigrating about the person having swallowed endless gallons of man-juice for many-a-man over several decades. It is meant to be a vulgar insult when critiquing a person's physical form as a result of implied routine behaviors.

That heifer that I shagged last night had the nastiest cumgirdle I ever saw! (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha :-0 )

Cumgirdle by Mad-Man Manic December 1, 2006

camirdle 

to complain or whine about something, almost inaudibly and incoherently, under your breath.

If I had to listen to Anne camirdle about her job for one more minute, I was going to have to punch her in the mouth.

camirdle by mrraber June 29, 2011

cumgargle 

To force exhaled air through semen held in the back of the mouth, with the head tilted back, in order to clear the mouth or throat after performing oral sex on a male.

After she sucked me off, i told her to cumgargle and hum the song "when the saints go marching in" at the same time.

cumgargle by justin koehler December 23, 2003

cumgurgler 

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

cumgurgler by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006