Cumbow

When a dude holds his thumb over his dick hole while he spooges so that his jizz sprays in a fine mist. Then the mist refracts sunlight and you can see a rainbow in the jizz mist, or jist.

You can do da same shit wit a garden hose, except garden hoses ain't got jist.

"Yo man, last night I jisted on mah girl and saw the most ballin' cumbow in front of dat bitches face."

Cumbow by Stevey B. March 31, 2009

Cumboozled 

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.

person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti

Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022

cumboy

Someone who listens to cum town

Do you think a women will ever get married to a cumboy?

cumboy by bustinsideme November 26, 2020

Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009

cumdown 

When you've finished having sex, look up, realise what you've down, hate yourself and demand that she leave.

So I shot my load on her face and it felt amazing, but a few seconds later the cumdown kicked in and I chucked her out the house and cried myself to sleep.

cumdown by ts9195 December 20, 2010

cumbolt 

a fast pace ejaculation

''I shot a cumbolt in her eye''

cumbolt by legalus January 5, 2008

Cumcow 

In BDSM, used to call a slave that's forced to masturbate his penis all the time, making him produce more sperm.

How much times did you cum today, cumcow ?" "Only nine Mistress..." "Jerk more !"

Cumcow by Pwnzorzzzz August 17, 2010