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Cum Bunny 

Refers to a balled up cum filled tissue on the floor or in the trash and is generally stuck in a fashion that gives it two ears and a small body. Originates from masturbating into a tissue and carelessly throwing it away.
“Hey man can you at least try and pick up these CUM BUNNIES?”

“My mom’s coming over today and I don’t want her slippin’ on any of these CUM BUNNIES”

“Thanks for leaving CUM BUNNY in the bathroom yesterday.”

"If someone doesn't start cleaning soon, we'll have a family of CUM BUNNIES grazing the carpet."
Cum Bunny by L Clock August 1, 2009
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cum bunny 

A woman that you use for sexual purposes. Sexual use must include capacity to leave ejaculated semen inside of her body.
Baby, I'm gonna make you my little cum bunny. ......Oh, oh, uunnnggh!!!
cum bunny by Pinche Cagon December 11, 2007

cum bunny 

A pretty girl who through some mixture of cluelessness, being otnay ootay ightbray, naivete, or low self-esteem, really believes that it's a terrible thing for a guy to get aroused and not cum, and therefore can easily be pressured into doing something about it. Most guys won't clue them in for obvious reasons, and they tend to have few girlfriends to tell them because other girls won't hang out with someone that slutty. When some kind person finally does tell them, they're usually angry for a couple years!
Monique the Slut in the early years of SinFest was pretty much just a cum bunny.

Guy: Can I kiss you goodnight?
CB: Oh, sure.
Guy (after groping her during the kiss): Oh, god, that was so hot.
CB: Uh, yeah, I have to be at work early --
Guy: You can't leave me like this, not after that hot kiss you gave me and letting me touch you that way!
CB: Oh, well, look, can I just give you a hand job? I'll take my top off.

(Two minutes after he leaves ... guy on cell phone to friend): Dude, you weren't kidding! She tried to get rid of me with a hand job and I told her she was killing me so she sucked.

Cum Bunny (sobbing alone in room): I don't know what's wrong with me! I get guys all turned on all the time! Why can't I control myself!?
cum bunny by passerthru November 16, 2007

cum bunny 

A woman that has the ability to have alot of orgasms. I'm talking every 1-2 mins of thrusting without clit stimulation.
Man I miss my ex girlfriend. She would cum before me that cum bunny.
cum bunny by mikeymike7373 July 31, 2008
a cute girl that’s a cumslut but the term cumslut is too degrading and not cute enough
“Oh, Stephanie is like a total cumbunny for her boyfriend. they’re so cute together.”
Cumbunny by haljo January 12, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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