“My mom’s coming over today and I don’t want her slippin’ on any of these CUM BUNNIES”
“Thanks for leaving CUM BUNNY in the bathroom yesterday.”
"If someone doesn't start cleaning soon, we'll have a family of CUM BUNNIES grazing the carpet."
Guy: Can I kiss you goodnight?
CB: Oh, sure.
Guy (after groping her during the kiss): Oh, god, that was so hot.
CB: Uh, yeah, I have to be at work early --
Guy: You can't leave me like this, not after that hot kiss you gave me and letting me touch you that way!
CB: Oh, well, look, can I just give you a hand job? I'll take my top off.
(Two minutes after he leaves ... guy on cell phone to friend): Dude, you weren't kidding! She tried to get rid of me with a hand job and I told her she was killing me so she sucked.
Cum Bunny (sobbing alone in room): I don't know what's wrong with me! I get guys all turned on all the time! Why can't I control myself!?