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Culvinize 

To needlessly complicate the solution to a problem, resulting in varying degrees of success. Culvinizing a situation can result in a brilliant, straightforward and simple solution. Likewise, it can result in a convoluted, messy duct-tape-and-baling-wire hack that will eventually fail in catastrophic fashion. Culvinization is heavily dependent upon the context of a situation -- it can be both good and bad.
"Man, that Angular Directive sure is Culvinized"
"A couple of 2X4s and some epoxy... I Culvinized it."
"Roll up your sleeves, boys, it's time to Culvinize this thing"
Culvinize by GRocky January 30, 2015

calderize 

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity
steve often calderizes girls at bars
calderize by Steven Calder February 19, 2006

Culverised 

When you ejaculate into your hand and smear it over her face.
last night was insane, i culverised her.
Culverised by OhhhBigDaddy June 10, 2019

caulderize 

To become emotionally attached to another person for an indefinite period of time, and in most cases, permanently.
"Let me in 'til I caulderize. Let me in til I'm on your mind. All of the time." -Dusty Ray of The Drama Montage
caulderize by The Drama Montage February 18, 2011

Culturize 

To create a new culture within a system
Culturize by uwuaca December 19, 2021